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Clattershop LLC · Wisconsin

One orchestration layer. A portfolio of independent businesses.

Clattershop builds and runs a portfolio of independent online businesses — across industrial commerce, measurement, radio science, and agriculture — from one lean operation and shared infrastructure. Some run on fully autonomous agents; all are built to operate with a very small team.

Three live · one launching Run on real infrastructure Founder-operated
Orchestration layer · the portfolio
Event.Blackevent.black IonVectorionvector.com Growgasmgrowgasm.green Very Jewish Thingsveryjewishthings.com

The portfolio

01

Event.Black

event.black Live · subscriptions open

A platform run by fully autonomous agents, and an emerging measurement standard (Pharometric) for expressing human conditions under uncertainty — calibrated truth from unreliable inputs, starting with human welfare. The agents run continuous data-fusion and verification on their own; the platform is deployed and taking subscriptions on Stripe.

Why it matters

  • A gap nobody owns. Insurers, labor economists, and humanitarian funders all need trustworthy measurement from messy inputs — and share no standard.
  • Standards compound. The reference instance earns durable lock-in: every customer who cites it re-publishes it to their counterparties.
  • Open-core by design. Open the schema and reference client; keep the live feed, calibration, and authority.
02

IonVector

ionvector.com Free · supporter-funded

A free, open desktop app for HF radio propagation and antenna analysis — fusing propagation data from multiple sources to model the ionospheric channel and optimize antennas, driven by real transceiver hardware and a licensed operator. It stays fully functional for everyone; operators who value it can chip in voluntarily for cosmetic recognition — never a paywall.

Why it matters

  • Thin tooling, real users. Amateur and commercial HF operators have few polished tools for propagation modeling and antenna optimization.
  • Hard to clone. Real hardware, licensed-operator credibility, and genuine RF-science depth in one app.
  • Goodwill compounds. A free, principled tool builds standing in a tight-knit community — the foundation for whatever ships next.
03

Growgasm

growgasm.green Live · store open

A direct-to-consumer store for growing and turf-care products — live and on Stripe. Growgasm is also developing Lawn Painter, an in-house product: a hose-fed, two-axis outdoor water-positioning robot for precision application.

Why it matters

  • Grounded expertise. Backed by hands-on horticulture and formal training — real domain knowledge, not just a storefront.
  • A product of its own in Lawn Painter. Precision turf application is a tangible market, and the engineering is rigorous and safety-gated.
  • Physical moats. A hardware product plus horticultural know-how is far harder to copy than a pure reseller.
04

Very Jewish Things

veryjewishthings.com In development

A direct-to-consumer Judaica store, under its own registered LLC. The storefront is in active development ahead of launch.

Why it matters

  • A focused niche. An underserved market with committed, repeat buyers.
  • Lowest technical risk. Conventional ecommerce on a well-understood playbook.
  • Stands alone. Its own entity and brand, built to run on its own.